Even if you’ve yet to buy a single vibrator, your home is already filled with sex toys. Did you know that your phone can also act as a vibrator if you have the right apps? Or that your dining room table, exercise ball, and showerhead can totally change your life?
Don’t worry! Your house is filled with a bunch of things that if used creatively, can serve the same function as many sex toys. Good luck and have fun tonight!
Spoon
Grab a spoon, warm up the metal between your hands, and then rub the round part in a circular motion on your clit when you’re sick of using your own fingers. Slap some coconut oil on for some DIY lube, and you’ve got a sex toy made of everyday kitchen supplies.
Selected Foods
Specifically, fruits and vegetables. Particularly if it’s straight out of the fridge. Apparently the coldness can cause one to, uh, seize up and become stuck. Pretty much anything resembling a penis can be used for penetration: Cucumber, carrot, banana, zucchini and Japanese eggplants are all great choices.
You can also try rolling a medium-size round fruit like a plum, tomato or clementine, in a circular motion over your clit for some fruitful stimulation. Just avoid hot peppers. Any capsaicin leakage could cause severe pain in those super-sensitive regions.
Baby Oil
If you don’t have any legit massage candles at the ready, you can use baby oil to massage yourself or your partner before sex. Getting oiled up can be super erotic. Not only that, but massage itself can be a great turn on to add during foreplay.
Shower Head
An obvious one, but your showerhead makes for a fantastic clitoral vibrator. While a handheld showerhead is easier, if you don’t have one, just lay or sit on the floor of your shower with your legs spread and make sure the shower is on a harder-pulsating mode.
Be sure to keep the water on the cooler side so you don’t burn anything.
Electric Toothbrush
Try masturbating with your buzzy toothbrush by holding it externally against your clit. Just make sure you’ve washed the whole thing with soap and water, and focus on using the base of the toothbrush, not the actual moving bristles.
Hairbrush
Good for penetration, the handle of a hairbrush is great to use on yourself or with your partner. Make sure not to use handles that are sharp or pointy at the end or too hard because you don’t want to tear any of that delicate tissue. Stick with a rubber handle. Also, put a condom over it to prevent infection and use plenty of lube.
Cellphone
Is there anything a phone can’t do? You can turn your phone into a vibrator simply by downloading a vibration app. Most of these apps have various intensity levels to play around with. It’s so simple and innocent-looking. Remember to use it over clothing or try putting your vibrating phone in a sock and using it directly on your skin to prevent infection.
Safety Considerations while playing with Homemade Sex Toy
Wondering what to use as a dildo? There are three main concerns when it comes to inserting things vaginally when you are trying to reach orgasm. Learn all the different ways you can reach the climax or even anally more orgasm tips here.
- Can it transmit bacteria or cause infection?
- Can it break off?
- Will it cause injury?
A vagina is a sensitive place with its own delicate pH. If you’ve ever had a bacterial or yeast infection, which can be uncomfortable, then you already know this. Sex toy manufacturers have also come to respect this, which is why you’ll see shelves lined with body-safe silicone, wood, ceramic, glass, and stainless steel dildos and vibrators (great tips for getting the most out of your vibrator here).
The one thing all those materials have in common is that they’re either non-porous or can be made that way with a coating. Porous materials contain tiny holes that aren’t visible to the human eye. Even after washing, they can harbor bacteria.
Fruit such as bananas contain natural sugars that may also cause yeast infection, so you’ll want to be smart when choosing things to use as a dildo. You can reduce the chances of infection by wrapping a condom over your banana or vegetable.
Note: Never use a peeled banana. It can break and get stuck in your vagina.
Furthermore, items that might break, including wax candles, softer fruits or vegetables, or even items made of glass are a bad idea. Although your cervix will stop anything from moving up into your uterus, you don’t want anything floating around that could cut you or cause a nasty infection!
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